Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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