i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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