we're blogging at a bar
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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