did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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