That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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