Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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