"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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