I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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