He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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