We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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