You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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