He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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