Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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