we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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