How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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