dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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