just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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