I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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