just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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