Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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