Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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