i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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