I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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