My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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