I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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