the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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