She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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