just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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