I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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its like you know when i get waxed
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