Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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