Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Oh Jesus.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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