Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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