Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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