Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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