i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So here I am, sexting at work.
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