i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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