i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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