You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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