I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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