If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
