My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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