Don't you send me to vm
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges