This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.