the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE