3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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