He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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