i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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