i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Come share oat with me in your robe
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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