So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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