My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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