I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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