So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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