Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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