in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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