i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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