We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
When did angry sex become our thing?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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