i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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